The Time Olivia Wilde's Vagina Died

After Olivia Jane Cockburn's marriage to that Italian royal dude ended, relatives she hadn't seen in years brought her casseroles wrapped in aluminum foil, her family hired professional crying ladies to constantly weep at her panty drawer and the choir at her local church sang "My Heart Will Go On" while pictures of her pussy flashed on a screen above them. Because Olivia Wilde says that her coochie went to heaven when her marriage went to hell. Glamour hosted a night of monologues called These ...